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Hi, My name is Kat and I feel like I should make something clear. I am no expert on magic and there’s no reason why I should be. Us humans only discovered that magic exists a few years ago and really it wasn’t the big deal you would expect. it exists, I don’t have any magic of my own so it makes no difference to my life.
So when I get asked to play tour guide for a stupidly handsome fae as he attempts to capture some escaped criminals I realise that the fae know about as much about us as we do about them. I find myself helping him navigate weird human things like mobile phones, credit cards and why we wait at red lights when there are no cars approaching.
It’s safe to say that I’m a little overwhelmed by it all.
But it will be fine, right? I mean, It’s not like I’m the one facing down criminals or, even worse… Crazy fae fangirls. All I have to do is show the hot guy around and do my best not to embarrass myself too much in the process. What could go wrong?
Wish me luck!
Rule 5- Don’t be embarrassed about dropping your phone. You’re not clumsy, you just conducted a random gravity test and it still works! “Are you sure about this, sweetheart? Do you really want to be a guide for this fae? You realise this will mean he will be staying at our house with us?” dad … Read More “A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Chapter 5” »
Rule 4- Trying to keep everyone happy is like juggling marshmallows. It’s pointless, challenging and inevitably makes a mess. “Ideally, we would find a guide whom you could stay with for a while or who could stay with me, as they will need to be available to me twenty-four-seven,” the Mayor adds. I frown. I … Read More “A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Chapter 4” »
Rule 3- Life’s a costume party; the prize? A killer first impression. In fact, not only is he not wearing a shirt, the man is ONLY wearing a pair of odd looking leather trousers. He doesn’t even have shoes! Although I can see a gold chain catching the light from around his neck. It has … Read More “A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Chapter 3” »
Rule 2- Gossip is like glitter, it spreads fast, sticks forever and explodes in your face when you least expect it. There are a lot of split opinions about the fae. Half the world hates and fears them. They go on and make arguments about how they aren’t human (duh?) and therefore they shouldn’t be … Read More “A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Chapter 2” »
Rule 1- Always keep a spare tyre… or maybe two. I scream as my car spins off the road, the world moving past me alarmingly fast. I slam my foot down on the brakes as I clutch the steering wheel with all my strength, yanking it to the side and trying to guide the out … Read More “A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Chapter 1” »