A Human’s Guide to Surviving Magical Mishaps by Kit Bryan Chapter 15
Rule 15- Never underestimate the power of a well- timed eye roll or a shared sense of humour when dealing with workplace absurdities. Ashton looks really out of place in…
Rule 15- Never underestimate the power of a well- timed eye roll or a shared sense of humour when dealing with workplace absurdities. Ashton looks really out of place in…
Rule 14- Treat red lights like unexpected dance breaks in your epic carpool karaoke performance. I shove half the cash into my purse and the rest I drop off in…
Rule 13- Don’t invite debt into your life unless you want it to crash on your couch for months and eat all your good snacks. Ashton and I make the…
Rule 12- You think you hate your alarm, but if you were going anywhere other than work you’d love it. The light chiming sound of my alarm is enough to…
Rule 11- Always learn the correct way to behave. If you’re going to break rules, it should be on purpose. After dinner I’m forced to face the incredibly awkward task…
Rule 10–The best way to win a fight is to avoid it altogether. It’s like winning by default, but with significantly fewer bruises. to We both fall silent for a…
Rule 9- When in doubt, assume everything is photoshopped. Once we are settled and eating, I repeat my question about the glamours. “Fae are required to wear glamours to blend…
Rule 8- Embrace context, it’s the punchline of communication. “Is there something about my appearance that offends or displeases you?” Well now I’ve gone and done it. I can’t help…
Rule 7- Avoid losing your keys by attaching them to a helium balloon. You won’t lose them; they’ll just be inconveniently floating near the ceiling! The moment the car is…
Rule 6- Never assume things are obvious, unless you prefer to revel in the confusion of assumed understanding. “So you had trouble with your car?” Ashton seems concerned. I nod.…